All I wanted to do was finish a skirt to wear out with my mom on our shopping excursion yesterday. This is what I should've been wearing...

but unable to because of malfunctions....urghh!... So Ms. Mannequin had the pleasure of wearing it.. she better hope it doesn't fall off her
*smirking*. Anyways... I ended up settling for a tank and jeans and had a fabulous day with my mom, shopping, eating, and just enjoying the day. She is a small version of
Madea, funny as all get out and will cuss you out if you piss her off. I actually had to break-up an almost beat down between my mom and an elderly man.
Scenario: I'm standing on line preparing to purchase my items @ RiteAid... when an elderly man behind me goes...
Elderly man: Loudly...you should pay attention... Miss your next...
Me: Uhhh... excuse me you need to be patient... the cashier is having problems with the cash register.. so he's not ready for me...
Elderly man: Grumbling...
Me: I turned around and gave him that don't start no sh*t look....
Elderly man: Heyyyyyy You.... (he's shuffling over to the second cashier shaking and pointing his cane) your jumping the line lady... you can't do that get off the line... I'm next...
Me: In that nano-second I realized my mom had went to the second cashier... and I immediately noticed that look on her face as she's looking at the guy like what *!@*!#!!!...
Mom: loudly said bring your Azz on over here and I'll give you Southern Azz Wupping!!
...mind you the customer behind the two are doing a duck & move manuever....lol
Me: I actually had to stand between two samurai wielding canes... to keep my mom from giving the ol' man an Azz Wupping ...
I rushed to pay for our stuff (mind you she had 2 cans of sardines...lol) and got the dickens out of there before the security guard could get into it mix.
I laughed darn near the rest of the day after that... my mom just kept saying if he only knew... I had 5 dayummm kids... and I can wup some azz.... he don't know who he !@*%! with....lol
On another note, I can't figure out for the life of me whats wrong with my sewing machine. I've had the sewing machine for 6 years, which is a standard Kenmore model.. no bells or whistles. Everything was going fine as I sewed the side seams...and then the needle broke, only to realize my presser foot was off kilter... I had to move the needle postion selector between settings 1 and 2 to keep it from hitting the edge of the presser foot. Ok, got past that... continued sewing in the zipper of my skirt... next the machine locks... had to remove the needle in order to get the shuttle hook and bobbin case out... what the *!#$* is going on!!! 5 minutes later the needle brakes... I ended up braking 3 needles and the machine locked again. I gave up. Now wondering could the malfunctioning machine be telling something.... *
eyebrows are twitching*(
new machine... new machine....lol). I will give the machine one more try and if the problem persist send it for servicing.... urggh!, which means I will be without a machine.... see where I going with this...*giggling*. Any suggestions on purchasing a back-up machine...?
