8/1/08

Oh My G.....

In my household our mornings start at 5:30 am... ok... let me correct that, for ME it starts at 5:30am. Depending on how I feel, I may head down to my mini-gym, but most mornings, I let the dogs out for their morning romp, feed the cat, make coffee for DH, ask DD what time she needs to be at school/work, prepare our lunch, fiddle around in the sewing room... and so on.

Before we head out of the door @ 7:15am - DH has to tend to his precious flowers and lawn to make sure they have enough water before high noon, tinker around in the garage and tend to the dogs...lol. To this day, I constantly ask him, if we have an automatic sprinkler system, why do you manually turn on & off the sprinklers daily? He mumbles somethin' and I continue gathering my travelin' paraphernalia, pocketbook, tote & cereal.

Finally, at 7:15 DH & I are ready for work.

But this morning, I had to run back into the house b/c I forgot something. Well on my way back down stairs I hear DH yelling...

DH: Ohhh Shyt....... I be Got Dayummm.

Me: What the hellz is going on down here....

DH: I bent down to turn off the sprinkler and while standing I noticed a ball and wondered who threw their rotten azz ball in my hedges.
(Gawd forbid DH find trash or somethin' out of the ordinary on our property DH will put out an APB for the perpetrator and lambast them...LoL)

Me: Let's go... I don't have time for this I need my Starbucks

DH: Uh... you would want to hear this missy...

Me: I drop my bags and proceed to finish my now soggy cereal

DH: You know what seeing is better than telling... look through here....





Me: What the FCUK Is That!!!!


DH: A Got Dayummm BEE HIVE.


Me: Oh Lawd!!!


DH: I dayumm near touched that thing!! Could you imagine what the hellz I would've look like if they had attacked me.


ME: All of a sudden I went into hysterical laughter... instantaneously imagining what he would've look like after being stung...


DH: Oh that shyt is funny uh? Come on get in the car - I will deal with that later.


Me: I'm still laughing... now my mascara is running....


In the car I continued laughing, b/c DH starts with his grandoise ideas about how he was going take down the killer bees....lol


At some point...I had to tell him to just shut up... I couldn't take it no more - I told him when I get to work I'll call Terminix or some dayumm body to take care of it. Of course, he continues about why we shouldn't waste money, b/c he knows that he can take care of it. Yeah Right!!!


After work... a dear neighbor who is a landscaper was kind enough to burn the bee hive, without ruining the rest of the hedges...


and Thank Goodness for that, b/c I could imagine DH in some outlandish body contraption trying to annihilate the Killer Bees...ROFL.








9 comments:

Mary Sarah said...

Too funny! I'm glad your DH wasn't stung though. When I first saw the picture, I thought it was a big ball of yarn and thought you were going to get yelled at.

Adrienne said...

LOL too funny! Glad no one was hurt! I'm scared of bee's! LOL

Cas... said...

O.K. I thought it was a turtle! A beehive is a scary thing unfortunately. I am glad he got some help before you had a bigger issue on your hands.

Funny story of you laughing in the car! LOL!

Pajnstl said...

see i would have been like you DYING from laughter!!!
men are funny

Angelia said...

lololol!!
I'm so glad he didn't touch that hive!!!
But what a morning you had!!

Carolyn (cmarie12) said...

Thanks for a good laugh!

Knitaholictoo said...

ROTFL! I got a flashback of when my DH said he was attacked by a "killer" bat while walking the dog at some ungawdly hour of the morning. To this day, when I ask him to demonstrate his spastic reaction and gutteral scream, I gotta hold my gut! Your commando hubby is too funny!

del said...

LOL!!! Your DH sounds like mine--do NOT leave your trash/droppings/mess in our yard, oh no!

But a beehive! Glad no one was hurt!

Lashell said...

OMG. I would have been freaking out.